Multiple orgasms guranteed!!!
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#1: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:36 pm
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NO RESPONSIBILTY IS TAKEN FOR INJURY !!!

This is ace and DOES work!

Put your lay's knickers over your face and sniff regularly (on no account should they be worn by the lady)

Take a candle of an appropriate size plus interesting bits on the outside(!!!!) and burn a hole down into it's lenth with a hot nail or similar.

Them warm up a drill bit from your drill set and push it into the hole - when cool this should mean the drill bit is firmly into the candle - OK

Put the bit into the drill and use it on your lady to suit her requirements - it is most unlikely she will not enjoy it since the RPM's involved should ensure a treat - but be careful.

If the candle is too small then there are always Rawlplugs!!!

BTW whilst doing this and sniffing the knickers your lady should be tossing you off.

Fenman

(Better than fire drill!!!)
#2: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: pan_tyman, Location: Sussex UK PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:43 pm
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and try your flat sander on her clit. start low speed and gradually increase.
#3: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: whowhat1,  PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:43 am
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lol
#4: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: whowhat1,  PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:44 am
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that might hurt

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#5: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: whowhat1,  PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:44 am
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then again if it's a forest down there...it might not
#6: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: cracklewalk, Location: SF Bay Area, CA PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:10 am
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Be careful of spontaneous combustion.
Only you can prevent forest fires. ;)

C.
#7: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:15 am
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Thanx for the replies ---

Nearly forgot .... PUT THE DRILL ON HAMMER MODE !!!!

Fenman
#8: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: pan_tyman, Location: Sussex UK PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:36 am
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I forgot to say - TAKE THE SANDPAPER OFF !!
Then again, maybe a fine grade...
#9: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!! Author: PanLovNor, Location: Ontario PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:41 pm
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Video Cameras, Other people, and power tools...are the only things I'm not allowed to bring into the bedroom...although I never thought I would feel the need to actually type power tools in that sentence. ;)

OUCH!!!!!!!!
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