Close Your Legs....
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#1: Close Your Legs.... Author: CherryPie,  PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:59 pm
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I was at the park last night having a picnic with my boyfriend. There was a another couple wrestling around on a blanket nearby. The woman had on a short white flip skirt (ala Paris Hilton) and you while she was wrestling you could see her white panties clear as day. Heres the thing that sucks. After the wrestling match she was sitting indian style showing her whole pantied crotch and guess what the guy she is with says to her. "Close your legs, your attracting flies"! WTF! So she stands up and looks around like she is totally embarrased and walks away. That guy was a total buzzkill. He must have been her brother!
#2: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: tang, Location: America-Midwest PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:02 am
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Oh my god...whether that was a joke or not on his part....man, I would have gotten a HUGE slap from my wife for that. After she cried for hours upon hours, heh. That's horrible, yet funny in some way.
#3: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: WALESLORD, Location: WALES PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:22 am
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I can see the funny side of it...
#4: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: white, Location: U.S.A. PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:34 am
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Just can't take the pig out of some of us Very Happy corse i'd ahad major wood myself Very Happy it's a real old joke cherry about the flies, i too would have been deckedif i said that too her so anyone else could hear.
#5: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: nylonpantypleaser, Location: Florida PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:51 am
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The guy had no class...
#6: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: athongsniffr, Location: the hamper USA PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:18 pm
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sister or not, saying "close your legs" to a girl exposing her crotch is like saying "officer Ive got drugs" or "honey I'm hot for your friend"...u just don't do it!! that guy should be horse whipped for that!!!
#7: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: garth003, Location: Pa PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:36 pm
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like Ron White says " You can't fix stupid" and that is one dumb fuck
#8: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: athongsniffr, Location: the hamper USA PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:03 pm
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I would have ran after the girl and told her that her crotch looked nice to you!
#9: Re: Close Your Legs.... Author: jacklemonaide,  PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:59 am
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well really i could understand that he doesn't want any one else to see the candy.because if you think bout it,it is his girlfriend.i know i wouldn't want some stranger to see my girlfriends panties..besides she mostly wears jeans and hardly ever wears a skirt.....which sucks
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