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#31: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:15 pm
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Paddy goes to confession and says "Oi've nicked a fiver from the collection box Father"

Priest asks why

Paddy says "Ta get me leg over"

A confused Priest tells him to say 12 Hail Marys and to repay the money.

The Priest, still confused goes to lunch and meets the Rev Mother from the local convent.

"What's a leg over?" he asks

She replies .... wait for it

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"A FIVER"

#32: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:36 pm
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I decided to see what confessional is like 40 years after my last one and went to local catholic church. Confessed to wanking. No problem. Priest said that he does not regard wanking as a sin, so carry on regardeless.

That's it for another 40 years when I confess to shagging my wife up the @rse

#33: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:38 pm
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My priest went to the doctor who diagnosed AIDS. He gave him Ex-Lax, a pound of prunes, syrup of figs, Alka-Seltzer and an enema.

He asked the doctor if that would cure the AIDS.

He said "No, but It'll teach ya what ya arse is for"

#34: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:49 pm
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from what the priest said about wanking, sex, contaception etc , I think it's ok to shag my wife up the @rse as long as I am not wearing a condom, which I don't do anyway, so I am safe from the fires of hell

#35: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:10 pm
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Do you want me to hold the camera Brianne? (Just want to help, that's all)

#36: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Freeform, Location: Colorado

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:17 am
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I was raised catholic, and I say glory be every time i finish myself off LOL As for the cialis I swear by it, i too have had the same problem and Brianne and i do thank the powers that be for making such a wonderful little pill. I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later. beats whipping a wet noodle!

#37: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:14 pm
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[quote="Freeform"] I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later![/quote]

I have taken one Cialis pill every Friday for a year now and find that it does indeed last well into the next week. Nowadays I can shag my wife to orgasm no bother on a Wednesday. Well worth £9 a pill

#38: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:22 pm
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and on special occasionswhen she asks me to shag her up the arse I seem to get an extra special hard-on, but still only last about 10 minutes before I cum

#39: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: sexyteddybear65, Location: new york state

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:26 am
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Ok guys your both too much. You are both killing me here. I love it. Brianne,
good to know your still able to give good wakes. And your right, the priest wrong. Sex is good for you even if you ( I MEAN ME ) getting older. Keep loving sex and always play in your panties as often as you can. Just think pussy, pussy, pussy & pussy. You'll be ok for another 100 years. oh take two pussy & call me in the morning with your panties full of cum.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha. doc sex ( sexyteddybear65 ).

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