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#1: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:01 pm
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Not really a panty story as such other than I first started serial wanking over the photos of models in the lingerie pages of store catalogues.

Being a good catholic then, I had to confess to my sins. So I went to the confessional. Bless me father for I have sinned, for I have been masturbating many times, I said.

My son, said the priest, you must try to restrain yourself from this deed for you will surely kill yourself if you persist. Your sins are forgiven, your penance is to say 10 our fathers, 10 hail marys and 10 glory be's.

Almost 50 years later and having had a wank almost every day I haven't yet killed myself from wanking.

#2: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:07 am
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Good man Brianne - Britain needs more like you !!

BTW I sent to the doc today and said

"When I was 20 I couldnt bend my prick with 2 hands
When I was 35 I could bend it with one hand
When I was 50 I could do it with 2 fingers
Now I'm 68 I can bend it with my little finger ...

"Am I getting stronger ?"

#3: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:36 pm
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On a serious note, I was diagnosed with high blood pressure last year and now take daily doses of Lisinopril and Bendroflumenthlazide. One unfortunate side-effect of my medication was that I suffered from erectile dysfunction in that I could not maintain an erection while shagging my wife. So I went back to the doctor and asked if I could get Viagra or similar.

Good man, he said, not many men are confident enough to talk about this. You can already get an erection to start with so forget Viagra he said. I'll prescribe you Cialis, it is very good for maintaining an erection and one pill can be effective for up to 48 hours. You will not have a permanent erection over that period, just that when you get an erection it will be maintained to climax. See how it goes.

I couldn't wait to try it. It was as good as the doc said. I took one pill on Friday night and managed to shag my wife twice on the Friday, twice on the Saturday, and once on Sunday night. The last time I shageed her more than twice in a weekend was probably on our honeymoon in the 1970's.

My wife said that was the hardest she'd felt my prick had been for years. Send my thanks to the doctor next time you go for your willie pills she said. And I did. I even told him what she said. Glad to help was his answer.

#4: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:49 pm
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Mmmm ..... interesting Brianne .... I work in the medical profession and at one time was a drug rep flogging Lisinopril and you are right in everything you say.

I havent tried Cialis or Viagra myself yet - if I didnt swallow quickly would I get a a stiiff neck ???

I will go on www.person.com tonite with renewed vigour (I always come back here though - better class of knicker).

#5: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: peakz,

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:26 pm
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Fenman, that was a great one, thanks for the laugh! Laughing

#6: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:26 pm
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Fenman, just don't put them in your shoe as it will make you limp

#7: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:32 pm
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Why are those important final wanking strokes called "the vinegar strokes" ???

Maybe when you've got that far the girl has had her chips ???

#8: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:36 pm
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Nevr heard that phrase. Is it peculiar to East Anglia

#9: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:37 pm
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It probably is as well as London where I was born innit.

It's also called The Short Strokes

#10: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: peakz,

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:15 am
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peculiar to arsenal fc fans.

#11: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:20 am
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Oh yes ... we have a language of our own !!!

#12: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: peakz,

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:44 pm
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you need one because unable to comprehend more sophisticated ones! hehe Laughing

just joking, fen!

any good sightings, lately?

#13: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:12 pm
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I so knew that was coming !!!

Have seen a few pairs of knickers hanging around but with winter here it's just not the same.

Mind you, the odd neighbour drops by and occasionally affords me a peek and there's always the washing basket when I visit them !!!

Me??? dirty old man ??? well yes ... normal innit???

#14: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: peakz,

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:49 pm
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Well bad new for some of us I guess, I heard recently that masturbators can't go to heaven.

#15: Re: The Sin of Wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:01 pm
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OK, then who was it who said "Come to me" ???

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