Sunshine and wanking
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#1: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:12 pm
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Am just back from 10 days holiday in a 5 star luxe hotel in Fuerteventura.
Had a top floor exec room with private balcony so was able to indulge in some nude sunbathing as well as wearing knickers al fresco. Best thing was I could see many balconies below and caught many a sight of women in their panties., yes their panties not bikini bottoms.
One of the women caught me spying and just 'shrugged', so I let her see that I was wearing panties. She smiled at that, so I left it at that.
Next morning she was at breakfast same time as us. She saw me, smiled and waved and pointed questionly at my crotch. I nodded. And she nodded. We both smiled and went on our ways round the breakfast buffet.
By the way it's great to sit in the sun with your cock out having a wank.
#2: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:21 pm
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Best thing on my holiday was my wife gave me a Britney Spears inspired red lace dress for valentines day, see pics in the picture section
#3: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: pantySnatchER0485, Location: Illinois
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:49 am
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Sounds like you had a great time.
Love the dress, sexy. Would love to see the panties you have on.
#4: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:36 pm
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Has your dick got a tan ???
#5: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:12 pm
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my dick is strangely brown
#6: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:18 pm
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OMG !!! You haven't turned *** have you ?
#7: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:06 pm
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"OMG !!! You haven't turned *** have you ?"
If you mean gay, then no, the only tradesman's entrance my cock penetrates is my wife's.
But I do have a good tan, my cock included, a very good tan, probably could classify it as southern mediterranean shade. My wife pretends it's Enrique's cock at the moment, especialy when I palabro el espanol. So imagine us having a shag, me pretending she is Britney and her pretending I am Enrique, with me throwing in a few romantic Spanish words for her. Seems to work.
#8: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:18 pm
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Mmmmm ... food for thought ...... my ex wife kept on talking about my helmet and I was pleased (until she told me she meant the copper's uniform I was wearing).
Keep it moist !!!
#9: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:39 pm
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I only have to tell her that Enrique will be coming tonight and her pussy juices start to flow
#10: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:50 pm
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Other pet names my wife has for my cock are Sooty or Sweep, don't ask me why, but occasionally she will enquire if Sooty can come out tonight as an indication that she is up for a shag. If she asks about Sweep that means it will be doggy style and possible anal as well
#11: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:05 pm
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I have a small tattoo on mine - "HMS" .........
on a good night it spells
HAMMERSMITH
#12: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:47 pm
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My tattoo is 'w.m'
On a normal night it spells
www.pantymagazine.com
#13: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:34 pm
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And I bet you go so fast no-one sees more than the "www" !!!
#14: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: peakz,
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:45 am
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You two, once you get going, you are impossible to stop!
We now return to our regularly scheduled voyeurism.
#15: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:46 am
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Brianne,
I think we have been chastised !!! Is there any hope for us ?!!!
#16: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:30 am
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Chastised ? Is that good or bad, and does it involve whips or such like?
#17: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:26 am
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I guess it's whatever we want it to be - we certainly seem to have upset someone.
It occurs to me that people don't HAVE to read our banter - there's always "The Sun On Sunday" - God help us !!!
#18: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: peakz,
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:09 pm
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No, I'm not upset, anyway . . . you guys are like a comedy team, if perhaps an unusual one, not suitable for children's ears.
But actually we ARE bound by the Forum Charter to keep up with your witty banter. 
#19: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:13 pm
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I'm beginning to like "peakz" .......... (it's amazing how a little compliment changes things!!!)
As for children, I'd be appalled if any kids were exposed to this stuff - it is, after all, a legal, adult site.
Ooops, must go - my elastic's broken.
#20: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:14 am
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as long as it's not your rubber
#21: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:31 am
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Strangely enough I used to work for the London Rubber Company as a rep and we all know that they made !!!
Yes, you've got it ...... Marigold Gloves ...................... (and Durex)
#22: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:52 am
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was the marigold glove for a man with five cocks
#23: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:01 am
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Four cocks and one for the thumb's up if you know what I mean
#24: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:36 am
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of course, can't leave thumb out of any action can we
#25: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:23 am
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You have your finger on the case sir (or thumb)
#26: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:32 pm
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that reminds me - I often employ the 10-pin bowling ball grip on my wife
#27: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:38 pm
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I hope you remember to let go (and dont you have to wear special shoes??)
#28: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:41 pm
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couldn't let go my wife held me in a vice-like grip with both holes and her legs wrapped round me, and I always wear rubber soled shoes
#29: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:29 pm
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" ..... and I always wear rubber soled shoes .... " (otherwise known as brothel creepers).
My 1000th posting is fast approaching - spose I'll have to think of something special.
(My you, Brianne is on his way to 3500 !!!)
#30: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:38 pm
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I still get to use my winkle picker to great effect, handy for getting into those tightest holes
#31: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:51 pm
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Winkle Pickers were followed by Chisel Toes as you may remember.
Can't say they helped at all !!!
(I hope folk realise we're talking about shoes!!!)
#32: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:34 pm
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I toyed with a duck's arse for a wee while
#33: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:45 pm
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Yeah, but it's a risk with a hole in the back of ya head
#34: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:47 pm
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reminds me of the joke -
Question - What do you find if you lift up a pony tail?
Answer - A pony's arse
#35: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:56 pm
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Overheard:
"What's that Batman?"
Answer:
"Cock, Robin"
Hooray !!! My 1000th posting !!!
#36: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:59 pm
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"Well, fuck me, Batman"
"I am, Robin"
#37: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:59 pm
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Congrats Fenman on the completing the 1K
#38: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:02 pm
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I'm obliged m'lud
#39: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:50 am
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Have I ever told you about the time I was on holiday in Fuerteventura and had a wank while sunbathing on the balcony?
#40: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:00 am
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No, you haven't ...... do go ahead dear boy ....... I'd also like to see a pic of your wife's knickers if I may.
Ta
#41: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: peakz,
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:07 am
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Some of these are really funny, I have to admit.
Congratulations on 1,000, Fen. Not too many of us have made it there. Though as you say Brianne at 3,300 is in a league of his own.
Me, I'll probably make it to 100 posts within a couple of years, God willing.
#42: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Fenman, Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:30 am
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Always nice to read your input !!!
#43: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: Brianne, Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:05 am
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"I'd also like to see a pic of your wife's knickers if I may."
have a look at my photos in 'My Panty Wearing Pics' on the first page of 'Do You Wear panties' Forum, some of my wife's knickers are there
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