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#16: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:30 am
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Chastised ? Is that good or bad, and does it involve whips or such like?

#17: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:26 am
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I guess it's whatever we want it to be - we certainly seem to have upset someone.

It occurs to me that people don't HAVE to read our banter - there's always "The Sun On Sunday" - God help us !!!

#18: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: peakz PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:09 pm
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No, I'm not upset, anyway . . . you guys are like a comedy team, if perhaps an unusual one, not suitable for children's ears.

But actually we ARE bound by the Forum Charter to keep up with your witty banter. Laughing

#19: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:13 pm
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I'm beginning to like "peakz" .......... (it's amazing how a little compliment changes things!!!)

As for children, I'd be appalled if any kids were exposed to this stuff - it is, after all, a legal, adult site.

Ooops, must go - my elastic's broken.

#20: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:14 am
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as long as it's not your rubber

#21: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:31 am
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Strangely enough I used to work for the London Rubber Company as a rep and we all know that they made !!!

Yes, you've got it ...... Marigold Gloves ...................... (and Durex)

#22: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:52 am
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was the marigold glove for a man with five cocks

#23: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:01 am
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Four cocks and one for the thumb's up if you know what I mean

#24: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:36 am
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of course, can't leave thumb out of any action can we

#25: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:23 am
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You have your finger on the case sir (or thumb)

#26: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:32 pm
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that reminds me - I often employ the 10-pin bowling ball grip on my wife

#27: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:38 pm
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I hope you remember to let go (and dont you have to wear special shoes??)

#28: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:41 pm
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couldn't let go my wife held me in a vice-like grip with both holes and her legs wrapped round me, and I always wear rubber soled shoes

#29: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: FenmanLocation: Cambridge UK PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:29 pm
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" ..... and I always wear rubber soled shoes .... " (otherwise known as brothel creepers).

My 1000th posting is fast approaching - spose I'll have to think of something special.

(My you, Brianne is on his way to 3500 !!!)

#30: Re: Sunshine and wanking Author: BrianneLocation: Glasgow, Scotland PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:38 pm
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I still get to use my winkle picker to great effect, handy for getting into those tightest holes



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