Joined: Nov 26, 2007 Posts: 1207 Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: The Joys of the wine bottle
I must be getting worse cos I've just remembered another horny experience folks!!!
When I was a sales rep I met someone called (shall we say?) Carol. I had the honour of being the first to fuck her and most enjoyable it was too. She was a great learner and quickly understood what knickers meant to most men.
She worked in a photographic shop and had access to decent equipment which she borrowed. Our fucking sessions were enhanced pics on time delay of her knickers on or off, hanging on the line, by her ankles in the loo, round her knees when wanking herself, over her face and my face etc.
One thing she loved was to put the crotch of her knickers over the neck of the wine bottle after a fucking session and pout the wine through the cotton "to give extra body" to the tipple.
What she didn't realise was that debris from her cunt would gather around the neck of the bottle and find it's way back into the wine!!
One afternoon her sister came in early from college and walked in whilst we were under the sheets after a good grind. She often sat and talked to us and as she sat there she saw the wine.
"Oh goody goody" she shouted "a drop of plonk" and promptly guzzled the remainder of the wine with cunt debris and all.
Next time you say "cheers" just quickly hold the glass up to the light guys and gals!!!
Fenman
p.s. I'm in Cambs and could do with a f*** give me a call?
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