Bedroom Olympics

Brianne · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject: Bedroom Olympics

While I enjoy my many panty moments with myself and with my wife it must be said that I think having sex with her as better.

We were discussing this last night in bed and got round to how many times we have had sex.

After 30 years together, we estimate at least 3000 times, based on a likely average of 100 times a year.

This led us on to working out that she has had at least 1,260,000 cumulative inches of hard cock up her pussy - that's the 3000 times at a conservative average of 60 thrusts of my 7 inch boner each time.

If my arithmetic is right - 1,260,000 inches = 105,000 feet = 35,000 yards = 200 yards short of 20 miles! What an athlete!

Of the individual fucks, we think 60% (1,800) were doggy style, 30% (900) were missionary, and 10% (300) were with her on top

Leopard_frauline · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fenman · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

And what did you do at weekends?

Brianne · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

at weekends, I might get to fuck her up the bum as well if she is feeling particularly 'dirty'

Fenman · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:26 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

That reminds me of the well known snooker player who showed a young tart his table at home.

She was impressed and dropped her knickers, climbing onto the table and assuming the doggy position.

Nothing happened so she looked over her shoulder and saw the snooker guy stroking his chin and chalking his cue.

He said "I'll be with you in a minute - I'm just deciding whether to pot the brown or the pink"

Brianne · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

I remember one night early in our relationship asking my wife if she wanted me to 'down the brown or sink the pink'.

She was so young and naive then and I had to explain.

She couldn't believe I'd want to fuck her up the bum. Even then she thought doggy style was perverted. However once she experienced 'doggy' she couldn't get enough.

Doggy eventually led to bum-fucking.

Brianne · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:15 am Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

We also estimate that she has received about 200 pints of cum

Fenman · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

That's 25 gallons - how many thrusts to the gallon?

Brianne · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

7,200 thrusts to the gallon I believe

Fenman · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

OK, I am sorely tempted to put in a bid but, tell me, has she had a rebore and is the MOT good

Brianne · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

in perfect working order, I just have to clear her exhaust every couple of months

Fenman · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

Ok, are you accepting bids or are her knickers for sale?

Brianne · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

nothing for sale, her knickers are mine

Fenman · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: Bedroom Olympics

Fair enough old chap - good luck - I'll stick to S*** (my supplier - she's lovely!!!)