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Fenman
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: Nov 26, 2007
Posts: 1207
Location: Cambridge UK
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Paddy goes to confession and says "Oi've nicked a fiver from the collection box Father"
Priest asks why
Paddy says "Ta get me leg over"
A confused Priest tells him to say 12 Hail Marys and to repay the money.
The Priest, still confused goes to lunch and meets the Rev Mother from the local convent.
"What's a leg over?" he asks
She replies .... wait for it
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"A FIVER"
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Brianne
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: May 05, 2007
Posts: 6096
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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I decided to see what confessional is like 40 years after my last one and went to local catholic church. Confessed to wanking. No problem. Priest said that he does not regard wanking as a sin, so carry on regardeless.
That's it for another 40 years when I confess to shagging my wife up the @rse
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Fenman
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: Nov 26, 2007
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Location: Cambridge UK
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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My priest went to the doctor who diagnosed AIDS. He gave him Ex-Lax, a pound of prunes, syrup of figs, Alka-Seltzer and an enema.
He asked the doctor if that would cure the AIDS.
He said "No, but It'll teach ya what ya arse is for"
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Brianne
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: May 05, 2007
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:49 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| from what the priest said about wanking, sex, contaception etc , I think it's ok to shag my wife up the @rse as long as I am not wearing a condom, which I don't do anyway, so I am safe from the fires of hell
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Fenman
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: Nov 26, 2007
Posts: 1207
Location: Cambridge UK
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:10 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| Do you want me to hold the camera Brianne? (Just want to help, that's all)
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Freeform
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: Feb 11, 2007
Posts: 118
Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:17 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| I was raised catholic, and I say glory be every time i finish myself off LOL As for the cialis I swear by it, i too have had the same problem and Brianne and i do thank the powers that be for making such a wonderful little pill. I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later. beats whipping a wet noodle!
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Brianne
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: May 05, 2007
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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[quote="Freeform"] I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later![/quote]
I have taken one Cialis pill every Friday for a year now and find that it does indeed last well into the next week. Nowadays I can shag my wife to orgasm no bother on a Wednesday. Well worth £9 a pill
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Brianne
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: May 05, 2007
Posts: 6096
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:22 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| and on special occasionswhen she asks me to shag her up the arse I seem to get an extra special hard-on, but still only last about 10 minutes before I cum
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sexyteddybear65
Panty "PLATINUM"
Joined: Dec 08, 2009
Posts: 799
Location: new york state
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| Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:26 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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Ok guys your both too much. You are both killing me here. I love it. Brianne,
good to know your still able to give good wakes. And your right, the priest wrong. Sex is good for you even if you ( I MEAN ME ) getting older. Keep loving sex and always play in your panties as often as you can. Just think pussy, pussy, pussy & pussy. You'll be ok for another 100 years. oh take two pussy & call me in the morning with your panties full of cum.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha. doc sex ( sexyteddybear65 ).
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