When it emerged you were a panty freak,
I didn't scoff or cry or run to friends;
A woman thinking sensibly should seek
To use a fetish for pragmatic ends.
Forthwith I dubbed you Keeper of the Drawer,
You'd think I'd led you to the Promised Land!
Some days I hardly make it through the door,
You have my panties off, to wash by hand.
My undies are meticulously stored,
You lay them out for me attentively;
I'm buying lingerie I can't afford,
You have a new lease of virility.
Advantages there are, I'd now insist,
In partnering a panty fetishist.
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