Joined: Nov 26, 2007 Posts: 1207 Location: Cambridge UK
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!!
NO RESPONSIBILTY IS TAKEN FOR INJURY !!!
This is ace and DOES work!
Put your lay's knickers over your face and sniff regularly (on no account should they be worn by the lady)
Take a candle of an appropriate size plus interesting bits on the outside(!!!!) and burn a hole down into it's lenth with a hot nail or similar.
Them warm up a drill bit from your drill set and push it into the hole - when cool this should mean the drill bit is firmly into the candle - OK
Put the bit into the drill and use it on your lady to suit her requirements - it is most unlikely she will not enjoy it since the RPM's involved should ensure a treat - but be careful.
If the candle is too small then there are always Rawlplugs!!!
BTW whilst doing this and sniffing the knickers your lady should be tossing you off.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Multiple orgasms guranteed!!!
Video Cameras, Other people, and power tools...are the only things I'm not allowed to bring into the bedroom...although I never thought I would feel the need to actually type power tools in that sentence. ;)
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