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Brianne
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Not really a panty story as such other than I first started serial wanking over the photos of models in the lingerie pages of store catalogues.
Being a good catholic then, I had to confess to my sins. So I went to the confessional. Bless me father for I have sinned, for I have been masturbating many times, I said.
My son, said the priest, you must try to restrain yourself from this deed for you will surely kill yourself if you persist. Your sins are forgiven, your penance is to say 10 our fathers, 10 hail marys and 10 glory be's.
Almost 50 years later and having had a wank almost every day I haven't yet killed myself from wanking.
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Fenman
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Joined: Nov 26, 2007
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Location: Cambridge UK
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:07 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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Good man Brianne - Britain needs more like you !!
BTW I sent to the doc today and said
"When I was 20 I couldnt bend my prick with 2 hands
When I was 35 I could bend it with one hand
When I was 50 I could do it with 2 fingers
Now I'm 68 I can bend it with my little finger ...
"Am I getting stronger ?"
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Brianne
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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On a serious note, I was diagnosed with high blood pressure last year and now take daily doses of Lisinopril and Bendroflumenthlazide. One unfortunate side-effect of my medication was that I suffered from erectile dysfunction in that I could not maintain an erection while shagging my wife. So I went back to the doctor and asked if I could get Viagra or similar.
Good man, he said, not many men are confident enough to talk about this. You can already get an erection to start with so forget Viagra he said. I'll prescribe you Cialis, it is very good for maintaining an erection and one pill can be effective for up to 48 hours. You will not have a permanent erection over that period, just that when you get an erection it will be maintained to climax. See how it goes.
I couldn't wait to try it. It was as good as the doc said. I took one pill on Friday night and managed to shag my wife twice on the Friday, twice on the Saturday, and once on Sunday night. The last time I shageed her more than twice in a weekend was probably on our honeymoon in the 1970's.
My wife said that was the hardest she'd felt my prick had been for years. Send my thanks to the doctor next time you go for your willie pills she said. And I did. I even told him what she said. Glad to help was his answer.
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Fenman
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Location: Cambridge UK
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:49 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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Mmmm ..... interesting Brianne .... I work in the medical profession and at one time was a drug rep flogging Lisinopril and you are right in everything you say.
I havent tried Cialis or Viagra myself yet - if I didnt swallow quickly would I get a a stiiff neck ???
I will go on www.person.com tonite with renewed vigour (I always come back here though - better class of knicker).
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peakz
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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Fenman, that was a great one, thanks for the laugh! 
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Brianne
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:26 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| Fenman, just don't put them in your shoe as it will make you limp
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Fenman
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:32 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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Why are those important final wanking strokes called "the vinegar strokes" ???
Maybe when you've got that far the girl has had her chips ???
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Brianne
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| Nevr heard that phrase. Is it peculiar to East Anglia
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Fenman
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Location: Cambridge UK
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:37 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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It probably is as well as London where I was born innit.
It's also called The Short Strokes
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peakz
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:15 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| peculiar to arsenal fc fans.
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Fenman
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:20 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| Oh yes ... we have a language of our own !!!
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peakz
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:44 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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you need one because unable to comprehend more sophisticated ones! hehe
just joking, fen!
any good sightings, lately?
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Fenman
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:12 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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I so knew that was coming !!!
Have seen a few pairs of knickers hanging around but with winter here it's just not the same.
Mind you, the odd neighbour drops by and occasionally affords me a peek and there's always the washing basket when I visit them !!!
Me??? dirty old man ??? well yes ... normal innit???
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peakz
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:49 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| Well bad new for some of us I guess, I heard recently that masturbators can't go to heaven.
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Fenman
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking |
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| OK, then who was it who said "Come to me" ???
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